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after 10 minutes of twisting and several different screwdrivers i finally got it loose

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“Now that we’re together, I promise to treat you like a queen for eternity!”

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I reread the letter from the doctors once more as my wife excitedly ran in, hugging me from behind, telling me about how she was indeed pregnant

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As I lay on the ground, one of my thoughts were, "Now that this is done, I am going to be so much prettier!"

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I sighed in annoyance yet slight relief when I found out the mold in the back of my closet was what was causing such a dank smell.

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One evening after work, I picked up a young woman hitchhiker, despite fears and skepticism of allowing a stranger in my car.

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You won't feel a thing...

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"Officer, why do I have to get out of the car if I didn't even do anything?!"

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I turned on the tv, to find the news channel broadcasting that they had finally caught the local serial killer.

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I’ve always enjoyed the full attention of both my parents.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
after 10 minutes of twisting and several different screwdrivers i finally got it loose	48
“Now that we’re together, I promise to treat you like a queen for eternity!”	48
I reread the letter from the doctors once more as my wife excitedly ran in, hugging me from behind, telling me about how she was indeed pregnant	48
As I lay on the ground, one of my thoughts were, "Now that this is done, I am going to be so much prettier!"	48
I sighed in annoyance yet slight relief when I found out the mold in the back of my closet was what was causing such a dank smell.	48
One evening after work, I picked up a young woman hitchhiker, despite fears and skepticism of allowing a stranger in my car.	48
You won't feel a thing...	48
"Officer, why do I have to get out of the car if I didn't even do anything?!"	48
I turned on the tv, to find the news channel broadcasting that they had finally caught the local serial killer.	48
I’ve always enjoyed the full attention of both my parents.	48